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Puppy versus Dandelion






Commonly confused medieval weapons, a powerpoint by me.

Now stop screwing them up, seriously, or I will put a medieval weapon in your head.

Tumblr is endearing me to being lectured at in Comic Sans

THIS is a WAR SCYTHE, a scythe actually used in combat. Notice it is not a useless piece of shit and is an actual functional weapon.

The only reason why death is pictured with a FARMING scythe is because he harvests souls.

now i can kill ppl and know what im killing them with thank you


”No they’re not, they’re in love with [Mr. Thornton], aren’t they? No, it’s him, it’s not me.”

Richard Armitage when asked about the fact that so many women were in love with him

Richard Armitage spam (184/?)


i made a tutorial for male crotches

posted 15 hours ago with 9799 notes · via timeywimey-shinigami · originally toskakid



Dreamworks is doing something even Pixar hasn’t tried: A black female heroine

DreamWorks Animation Studios has announced the addition of a black female heroine (gasp!) to its repertoire of white dogs, green ogres, snails, Neanderthals, pandas, white people and Antz. In doing so, it joins an elite club consisting of … well, nobody.

Not one major Hollywood studio has released a 3D animated feature starring a black character.

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disneykingdom asked: mulan or merida

posted 18 hours ago with 8397 notes · via wildstar25 · originally lilopelekai



Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

posted 22 hours ago with 125278 notes · via team-striker-eureka · originally xlizardx
#cool science

You have no idea how long I’ve waited to hold you in my arms again…

posted 23 hours ago with 8963 notes · via flipsidered · originally disneydailly



Stravinsky’s rite of spring is about a girl who dances herself to death to appease the Russian god of spring.

When it premiered the crowd got so amped up they opened up a mosh pit in the theater and the night would be forever known as the “riot of spring”

There’s a piece in the bassoon repertoire called “Dead Elvis” and when you buy the music you have to contractually agree to only perform the piece in a full Elvis costume.


posted 1 day ago with 41278 notes · via averyboneygirl · originally groucho-marxism
#incredible #history #inspiration








This is the most accurate post I’ve seen on tumblr

You are standing wrong. I say this as a massage therapist who works with people’s bodies all day: women are taught to stand wrong. Since the 50’s, pictures of women have been posed with their feet tilted to the side, knees locked to minimize the natural knobby shape of the knee, and sway-backed to stick their asses out for “perkiness” or whatever.

That is bad for your everything, and causes weakness in the core muscles which tighten and flatten the stomach.

The cure: feet pointing directly forward, put your hand on your tailbone. Tilt your pelvis until the tailbone is straight up and down. This will cause your knees to bend very slightly. It makes a huge difference for back and knee pain, and will make your tummy flatter with no sit-ups or working out at all.


I had a feeling my strangely giant stomach and spinal weirdness had to due with posture

I saw this post a few days ago and have since been taking care to stand and walk like this, and it’s done miracles for my back pains and aching feet at work!

posted 1 day ago with 130957 notes · via luciddreamerash · originally goliosi
#misc ref