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maxkirin:

So, let me guess— you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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posted 1 hour ago with 156389 notes · via timeywimey-shinigami · originally maxkirin
#ooh cool cool #writing refs

what are you doing awake everyone go to sleep - A -

TRACK NAME: Sekai wa Koi ni Ochiteiru
ALBUM TITLE: TV Size
ARTIST: CHiCO with HoneyWorks
PLAY COUNT: 2028

Ao Haru Ride TV Series
OP 1 song - Sekai wa Koi ni Ochiteiru
CHiCO with HoneyWorks

ooookay suddenly really really bad feelings/thoughts i’m gonna go shower and hopefully they will go away because i am really not up for this nonsense coming back ugh no gtfo

stand-by-me:

Someone let me know when they find my jaw on the ground

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

image

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:
image

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

posted 14 hours ago with 213000 notes · via ruf1ohn1tram · originally yaoibutts
#dkals;f #LMFAO

has whatever holds neutrons and protons together been defined as anything other than ‘strong forces’ yet?

avengersonna:

freckledtrash:

Disney’s The Jungle Book cast so far: Neel Sethi as Mowgli, Ben Kingsley as the voice of Bagheera, Lupita Nyong’o as the voice of Rakcha, Scarlett Johansson as the voice of Kaa and Idris Elba as the voice of Shere Khan (x x x x)

YO, THIS IS A REAL THING THAT IS HAPPENING

And not only is the cast amazing, but the film is going to be a mixture of live-action and animation (a-la Mary Poppins). Neel Seth (Mowgli),is going to be the only live-action actor and everyone else’s characters will be animated AND I COULD NOT BE MORE EXCITED.

Haaaaaaaaaaa

frozenfanatic:

spirallinginfrozenfractals:

paperbacksymphony:

glassbottledemon:

sakurasunshine:

spirallinginfrozenfractals:

'Flower Gleam and Glow'
Drawn in the Brushes 3 app for iPad over the course of two months. Please do not repost.

I ALMOST SCROLLED PAST AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS FAN ART

DRAWN ON AN IPAD?! WHAT ARE YOU.

They clearly traded their soul to Satan for immeasurable drawing skills

and it was worth it


YOU ARE A GOD

posted 16 hours ago with 38928 notes · via ablubluh · originally spirallinginfrozenfractals
#tangled #inspiration

nelliescoffee:

wow-hate:

My Samoyed in the convertible lol

I’m so happy

posted 18 hours ago with 59902 notes · via averyboneygirl · originally wow-hate
#cuddly wuddly