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1: Write your URL in some writing that you thought were super cool when you were younger. Eg, bubble letters, digital clock letters, letters with lots of embellishments, or letters with smiley faces in them.
2: Write a list of all the countries or states you’ve been to. Write a comment on each of them. Or some, if you can’t be bothered.
3: List your top three statistical Tumblr crushes and draw their icons.
4: Draw a selfie.
5: Name three things you like about yourself.
6: Do you like the climate you live in? What do you like about it or what would you change?
7: What is your current mood? Write and/or draw.
8: Can you tie a bow-tie? A regular tie? If yes, how and when did you learn?
9: Pick something from your immediate surroundings and tell the story behind the item.
10: The last time you noticed you’d put a piece of clothing on incorrectly, i.e. backwards/inside out/etc?
11: What is a typical breakfast for you?
12: How do you take your favorite coffee? Eg strong or weak? Black or with cream/milk and/or sugar/sweetener? Filter, espresso, French press or instant? Hot or iced? Regular or decaf? None of the above?
13: Describe your favorite food. Who makes it?
14: List 5 movies that you love.
15: What is a wanky memory from Tumblr that still makes you blush?
16: What brought you to Tumblr?
17: Have you had any real Tumblr crushes? If you want to keep your mystery, answer with a drawing.
18: Do you prefer to text or call your friends?
19: Write an autograph version of your URL.
20: Pick up the nearest printed material in your first language and copy out a random paragraph.
posted 3 days ago with 52575 notes · via manjolras · originally rugrash
#! #it's tuesday! #i won't forget this time!!! :D




Mill Street Vintage

posted 3 days ago with 647 notes · via omgthatdress

romantic bike ride



"heh heh heh"


Baby Godzilla is amused.

posted 3 days ago with 8463 notes · via averyboneygirl · originally cyclopette
#*squeaks* #ohmygosh #8Dc #cuddly wuddly


Ezra Miller for Paper Magazine by Autumn De Wilde

posted 3 days ago with 13491 notes · via alexbenedetto · originally nyctaeus
#god bless #wretchedlyattractive


Ponytail and pigtails. ♥


So, let me guess— you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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posted 4 days ago with 158009 notes · via timeywimey-shinigami · originally maxkirin
#ooh cool cool #writing refs
TRACK NAME: Sekai wa Koi ni Ochiteiru
ARTIST: CHiCO with HoneyWorks

Ao Haru Ride TV Series
OP 1 song - Sekai wa Koi ni Ochiteiru
CHiCO with HoneyWorks


Someone let me know when they find my jaw on the ground

posted 4 days ago with 37446 notes · via timeywimey-shinigami · originally thegaysticky
#... #oh #video #wretchedlyattractive



I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:


and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

posted 4 days ago with 215214 notes · via ruf1ohn1tram · originally yaoibutts
#dkals;f #LMFAO